Monday, January 31, 2005
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Monday, January 17, 2005
Words for Thought
Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully.
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people
who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully.
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people
who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
I Love You
WHEN U R ONLY 5 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U ASKED ME: WHAT IS IT?
WHEN U R 15 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U BLUSHED... U LOOK DOWN AND SMILE...
WHEN U R 20 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U PUT UR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND HOLD MY HAND... AFRAID THAT I MIGHT DISSAPEAR...
WHEN U R 25 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U PREPARE BREAKFAST AND SERVE IT IN FRONT OF ME, AND KISS MY FORHEAD SAID: U BETTER BE QUICK, IT'S GONNA BE LATE.
WHEN U R 30 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U SAID: IF U REALLY LOVE ME, PLEASE COME BACK EARLY AFTER WORK.
WHEN U R 40 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U R CLEANING THE DINING TABLE AND SAID: OK DEAR, BUT IT'S TIME FOR U TO HELP OUR CHILD WITH HIS/HER REVISION...
WHEN U R 50 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U R KNITTING AND U LAUGH AT ME
WHEN U R 60 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U SMILE AT ME
WHEN U R 70 YRS OLD. I SAID I LOVE U.
WE SIT ON THE ROCK ING CHAIR WITH OUR GLASSES ON. I'M READING YOUR LOVE LETTER THAT U SENT TO ME 50 YRS AGO... WITH OUR HAND CROSSING TOGETHER...
WHEN U R 80 YRS OLD, U SAID U LOVE ME! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT CRIED... THAT DAY MUST BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! BECAUSE U SAID U LOVE ME!!!
PLEASE APPRECIATE YOUR LOVED ONES.. SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO THEM TODAY!
U ASKED ME: WHAT IS IT?
WHEN U R 15 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U BLUSHED... U LOOK DOWN AND SMILE...
WHEN U R 20 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U PUT UR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND HOLD MY HAND... AFRAID THAT I MIGHT DISSAPEAR...
WHEN U R 25 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U PREPARE BREAKFAST AND SERVE IT IN FRONT OF ME, AND KISS MY FORHEAD SAID: U BETTER BE QUICK, IT'S GONNA BE LATE.
WHEN U R 30 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U SAID: IF U REALLY LOVE ME, PLEASE COME BACK EARLY AFTER WORK.
WHEN U R 40 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U R CLEANING THE DINING TABLE AND SAID: OK DEAR, BUT IT'S TIME FOR U TO HELP OUR CHILD WITH HIS/HER REVISION...
WHEN U R 50 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U R KNITTING AND U LAUGH AT ME
WHEN U R 60 YRS OLD, I SAID I LOVE U.
U SMILE AT ME
WHEN U R 70 YRS OLD. I SAID I LOVE U.
WE SIT ON THE ROCK ING CHAIR WITH OUR GLASSES ON. I'M READING YOUR LOVE LETTER THAT U SENT TO ME 50 YRS AGO... WITH OUR HAND CROSSING TOGETHER...
WHEN U R 80 YRS OLD, U SAID U LOVE ME! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT CRIED... THAT DAY MUST BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! BECAUSE U SAID U LOVE ME!!!
PLEASE APPRECIATE YOUR LOVED ONES.. SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO THEM TODAY!
Sunday, January 02, 2005
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