Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes :
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Monday, November 29, 2004
The Symbol of Shinkyokushin Karate
Unification of mind body and skill.
This is the logo of Shinkyokushinkai Kan, the practitioners of Kyokushin Karate.
'Kyokushin' means 'Ultimate Truth'
'Karate-do' means 'The Way of the Empty Hand'
Kyokushin Karate is worldwide regarded as the strongest style of karate. 
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Monday, November 22, 2004
Realize
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
To realize
the value of a friend:
Lose one.
Time waits For no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
To realize
the value of a friend:
Lose one.
Time waits For no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special
Friday, November 12, 2004
The Trip to Araku Valley : Its importance to me
This trip was definitely an episode of my life. Bound within the unknown faces of my college it was really a tremendous monotonous routine that I was going through. I was not feeling well mentally and could feel the grip of depression taking over me. I am still not used to the college and its ways, being grown up as a Pointer with its obvious glamour and friends who matched my mental plane, I found my companions as some too submissive others too loud. Their talks were (are) very average and boring, all either study-oriented or relationship-oriented. Moreover I had found it always hard to mingle with people ; such I had a very small group of friends in school. So even now I find my college not that interesting and can find no logic to inspire myself to go to college on the days without any important classes. The First Semester, knocking at the doors, was also a matter of constant worry and tension.
The National Karate Championship was also making me go to practice thrice a week for special training, which drenched out every single quantum of my energy for the day. Moreover, the tuitions I give twice a week were taking up my potential study time, making my backlogs yet even pronounced and recurring. Thus every week I was completely physically and mentally drained. I could hear someone shouting from my self for a deserving break. This trip was the break. It brought me almost everything I wanted, with my parents not going, I found it even easier to be me, be it good or bad. It brought peace to my mind and to my eyes and my lungs. Though I wanted more adventure than luxury, I understood that this was against the ways of almost everybody. There was not a single thing to complain about. This trip was like a dream come true with all the luxury and mesmerizing scenes and all the good company around. They were like friends to me even due to an age difference of two decades. I enjoyed every bit of time with them.
But, now I feel, a little loneliness would perhaps been better. I had planned to strengthen my soul and try to shed off some of my mental weaknesses and capture everything I see in the video camera of my mind. But due to involvement in some paltry affairs I lost in this mission. I do not attempt to give any excuse. I admit that I could have still fulfilled my mission. But due to my own weakness I failed. And now I suffer for it, as I realize and if I could’ve got 100% from this trip, I got only 20% in the end.
The National Karate Championship was also making me go to practice thrice a week for special training, which drenched out every single quantum of my energy for the day. Moreover, the tuitions I give twice a week were taking up my potential study time, making my backlogs yet even pronounced and recurring. Thus every week I was completely physically and mentally drained. I could hear someone shouting from my self for a deserving break. This trip was the break. It brought me almost everything I wanted, with my parents not going, I found it even easier to be me, be it good or bad. It brought peace to my mind and to my eyes and my lungs. Though I wanted more adventure than luxury, I understood that this was against the ways of almost everybody. There was not a single thing to complain about. This trip was like a dream come true with all the luxury and mesmerizing scenes and all the good company around. They were like friends to me even due to an age difference of two decades. I enjoyed every bit of time with them.
But, now I feel, a little loneliness would perhaps been better. I had planned to strengthen my soul and try to shed off some of my mental weaknesses and capture everything I see in the video camera of my mind. But due to involvement in some paltry affairs I lost in this mission. I do not attempt to give any excuse. I admit that I could have still fulfilled my mission. But due to my own weakness I failed. And now I suffer for it, as I realize and if I could’ve got 100% from this trip, I got only 20% in the end.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Blog Debut
Inspired by Ignoramus, I, Pagla Dashu, am proud to announce the creation of yet another blog to bore you !!
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