Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
Why executives make more money:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
1 comment:
Hey Vivek thanks for visiting my blog :)
U sure have a cool blog too...wow!
**Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make
LOL I so believe in that theory cos though I have done 2 degrees and work as s/w Engineer, I earn less that one of my friends who has not even done a degree..she's a manager in a Health organisation and she hasnt even done a diploma :) So u see...ur right...hehehe.
Keshi.
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